I’m getting married!!!!

To my dog.

Day 4 - Dasha is off at Obedience School and I don’t know how much longer I can take. 10 more days away from that beautiful FACE?! So, when she returns I will marry her, since marriage keeps your partner by your side forever...

I know, this is a horrible leap from bestiality to wedding dresses but yesterday Net-A-Porter launched their bridal boutique. Carrying, of course, wedding dresses, veils, accessories, shoes, bags, jewelry, lingerie and even bridesmaids and mother of the bride dresses. Designers such as Temperley London, Lanvin, Vivienne Westwood, Chole and Rick Owens would make any bride squeal unless she was a dog.


The selection is small and the styles vary but it is their second day. Something to watch or keep in mind if wedding bells are in the future. Net-A-Porter Bridal Shop