Nipples were never an accessory to me. I am not partial to bras because they are uncomfortable, they never fit right, and I hate padding. I wont walk around with a fake handbag so I am not going to walk around with a fake c cup unless it is the silicone variety. In my line of profession, nipples of any kind are not acceptable - so the one bra I owned was used Monday to Friday, nine to five. Now, even when I am going to the grocery store or dinner with girlfriends - I find myself reaching for one of six bras. I am such an adult!
I have found a couple whose uncomfortable level I can deal with but we all know bras do not work all the time. Especially for girls who still want to show some skin and not a bra strap. Last Halloween I was on the search for some accessories to my costume: Charlotte Rampling from the Night Porter. (Halloween will always allow the bearing of skin)
Gloves - check. Nazi Hat - check. Jodhpurs - check. Suspenders - check. Exposed Breasts - uncheck.
I came across a bunch of nipple covers - the usual petals which I find impossible, glued on tassels, X’s and hearts among other various shapes but I fell in love with DIMRS. Not too fond of the name, it is pronounced “Dimmers” but it gets the job done. Made with 100% medical grade silicone, you moisten the covers and they adhere to your skin. There is no line, unlike the petals. Small and discreet - they dim your “headlights”. Only catch is you must wear them with tight fitting clothes or they might fall. If you prefer covers with adhesive, DIMRS makes Nipstiks. (Who the hell is the creative force behind these names?) The adhesive force allows you to wear them with looser fitting clothing. You can buy both here. I found mine in one of the many stores on Hollywood Boulevard.
I wonder what the next adult move will be for me?
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