It has been added to every wish list, Christmas list and birthday list with no success. I have had family members, friends and significant others warn me that if I was ever to get a real gun that I would be excommunicated from all existing relationship. I think now that I am older, more mature and not as hot-tempered as before that this ultimatum should be edited. Still while I pine away for a gun to call my own, I can fill the void with tequila.
Hijos De Villa Pistol Reposa!
Pistol shaped bottle where the tequila comes out of the barrel. Yum! After I finish the whole bottle and wipe the tears from my face (tears for a real gun) I can freshen up with my Chanel hand-gun compact.
The Dutch jewelry designer Ted Noten has made a group of handgun-shaped compacts as part of a series he calls Seven Necessities. Each faux firearm is devoted to a different cosmetic giant, Dior and Chanel among them. The guns are produced on a 3-D printer, then retrofitted with hand-tooled 18-karat gold details and loaded with all the ammunition a woman needs to survive the war between the sexes. There’s a lip gloss in the muzzle, various pills (including Viagra) in the loading chamber, 100 grams of certified silver bullion in the Dior gun clip (50 grams of 24-karat gold in the Chanel), a toothpick and, in some models, a hairpin and a small vial of perfume. The guns also conceal a 4-gigabyte thumb drive for snapshots, personal data and corporate secrets.
So if anyone has an extra 11k to 17k laying around, I'd appreciate the handgun-shaped compact. A gift like this will save you if I ever get a real gun.
The Dutch jewelry designer Ted Noten has made a group of handgun-shaped compacts as part of a series he calls Seven Necessities. Each faux firearm is devoted to a different cosmetic giant, Dior and Chanel among them. The guns are produced on a 3-D printer, then retrofitted with hand-tooled 18-karat gold details and loaded with all the ammunition a woman needs to survive the war between the sexes. There’s a lip gloss in the muzzle, various pills (including Viagra) in the loading chamber, 100 grams of certified silver bullion in the Dior gun clip (50 grams of 24-karat gold in the Chanel), a toothpick and, in some models, a hairpin and a small vial of perfume. The guns also conceal a 4-gigabyte thumb drive for snapshots, personal data and corporate secrets.
So if anyone has an extra 11k to 17k laying around, I'd appreciate the handgun-shaped compact. A gift like this will save you if I ever get a real gun.
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