I recently came across a blog: www.regretsy.com

It's hilarious. Maybe a little mean but hilarious. I am happy to discover that other people thing Etsy can be a bit of a weird mid-west craft site where the people you bullied in high school have started their own stores. While I have found a couple original and interesting products on Etsy - the majority is just scary. Pictures painted with their own feces, gloves with fingers only, vagina rings, cabbage patch ear muffs - OH MY!Well, it was only  matter of time before someone started a site for the cooler beings out there. (you and I )

JOIN NOW, share, buy, sell. And fear not, no feces covered paintings here. 

Now available at Maxfield: RICK OWENS FURNITURE. 

“Mine is a Brutalist fur on a Brutalist rock next to a Brutalist fire in a Brutalist cave.” His collection includes 15 “shamelessly big” pieces created from materials like black plywood, 500,000-year-old petrified bark and alabaster. 

“Making furniture is my version of couture: it’s time-consuming artisanal work made in limited quantities in rare materials, customized for my favorite client, my better half, the Hun,” Mr. Owens said, referring to his wife, Michele Lamy. Prices start at about $10,000 but the Boudeuse couch, above is $78,750). 

Why am I just finding these now? How fucking adorable.

3.1 Phillip Lim Fox and bear Lapel Pin. 

Art Basel was a lot of fun. Pictures to come soon. Caught some sort of bug on the way back so I haven't had a full meal in two days. (which means flat stomach for the weekend!) I also found my true calling... balloon animals. It's art. 

In the meantime - Chanel Pre-Fall 2012 takes us to Paris-Bombay. I see ornate headpieces in my future with straight embroidered pants, draped knee-length skirts and pearls of wisdom. Happiness.

Find it all here.

to Art Basel in Miami.

A small vacation with some much needed suntanning and Art. I was excited and then I wasn't excited and now I am excited again. I have two hours to pack. Bye!