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God doesnt want me to wear vintage.

Jenuine West - Thursday, September 30, 2010
I bought this a couple weekends ago from Slow Clothing Inc. on Melrose. I wore it.



I liked it but it seemed to be a bit big. So, I decided to alter it....

BY MYSELF. That was a horrible mistake. It was going great- I fitted, I pinned, I cut, I tapped the sewing machine pedal and VIOLA, I can't get the leg openings over my hip.

New Rule: Keep it the way it was or take it to a tailor... or take more sewing classes. shit.

Technobohemian

Jenuine West - Wednesday, September 29, 2010
The word: technobohemian evokes such a sense of delight in me, that a squeal might escape my lips as I sit here and type. Why? I am not sure. Maybe because techno music is something that I listen to. Maybe because the word bohemian makes me think of La Boheme, the first opera I was taken to and the beauty that inspired the musical Rent. All favorites, with me.

So, when I look through John Malkovich’s Spring/Summer line I am sad. Nothing reminds me of techno and boheme. Circus lines with horrifying pastels, flower prints and crazy shit that belongs on pajamas. What was he thinking? No one wants to look like a 21st Century Lenny from Of Mice and Men... Do they? Well, if you do you can find it at Church Boutique a hidden boutique in a less glamorous location: 7277 Santa Monica Blvd, West Hollywood. (La Brea and Santa Monica)







I am so bothered about this I can't even make the photos' size match.

Earth to Style?

Jenuine West - Tuesday, September 28, 2010
You know that tasteless joke about kids who have to wear helmets...

No, me neither.

But I think Mykita and fashion designer Romain Kremer might have heard about it. These half-helmet sunglasses are part of Kremer's fall collection and were named after the Russian Astronaut Yuri Gagarin, the first man to fly into space.



They are available in the color displayed and also in black. Need them in your life or want to seem them in person, Opening Ceremony in L.A. has them in stock today, priced at around $775. 

Great photo shoot piece but everyday piece? maybe...

Atelier Versace Fall 2010

Jenuine West - Monday, September 27, 2010
True beauty knows no bounds... it also doesn't respect a normal person's wallet or paycheck or a location or event to wear true beauty to... but one can still dream...







A Case of the Almost Mondays.

Jenuine West - Sunday, September 26, 2010
The worst thing ever is a late Sunday night. The arrival of Monday morning is fast approaching and a five day work week is on the horizon. There is nothing exciting about this. Nothing at all.

But bondage tights made popular by a reality television show (I think) from the UK are super exciting, right?

I like bondage. Not the gag ball bondage but the "I'll whip you in submission" bondage and I like these.




I prefer them in black. (Wolford Bondage tights) Now, the horizontal lines may be hard to pull off but these...



are nice (Wolford Satin delux tights) and you can fine both pairs at Neiman Marcus and online here. Wolford has a great selection of luxurious and original tights from leopard to satin to criss cross design - check them out.

Sexy time. Sometimes a covered leg tells much more than a bare one.

Some Fucking Fun for Friday...

Jenuine West - Friday, September 24, 2010
Jeremy Scott Spring 2011....

Shopping bags displaying Fuck You, I love New York, Zoolander fashion garbage bags, Prosciutto dresses to make any meat eater horny, recyclable crushed cans and the wedding dress of twisted dreams. Oh and don't forget the pointed cameltoe boots.








Have a good weekend... With this hot front coming in, I know I will. What's fall anyways?

Litigious Lines...

Jenuine West - Thursday, September 23, 2010
Our society has became obsessed with litigious actions to combat against almost anything. Step on my toe? I will sue you. Throw a glass at my face for no apparent reason. I will sue you. Replicate my bags or use my name? Guess what?

Yes, you guessed it, I will sue you. Or maybe Chanel or Gucci will.

Gucci accidentally sued Chanel in a freak website domain ownership fiasco. It went like this: Last year Chanel and LVMH sued websites for selling replicas of their bags and won. In doing so they took over the domains and posted the court ruling along with other information on counterfeit websites. This past month Gucci decided to sue several websites for trademark infringements including a website that Chanel had already taken over. Clearly a paralegal mistake, they added the Chanel owned website to the list of defendants, served the summons and complaint along with a temporary restraining order.

Oops.

Gucci has apologized and went slinking back to its headquarters bamboo tail in between their leather legs.

AND apparently, now Chanel could sue... even me.

Chanel has taken out an ad in Women's Wear Daily that reads:

A note of information and entreaty to fashion editors, advertisers, copywriters and other well-intentioned mis-users of our Chanel name:
Chanel was a designer, an extraordinary woman who made a timeless contribution to fashion. Chanel is a perfume. Chanel is modern elegance in couture, ready-to-wear, accessories, watches and fine jewelry. Chanel is our registered trademark for fragrance, cosmetics, clothing, accessories and other lovely things.

Although our style is justly famous, a jacket is not ‘a Chanel jacket’ unless it is ours, and somebody else’s cardigans are not ‘Chanel for now.’ And even if we are flattered by such tributes to our fame as ‘Chanel-issime, Chanel-ed, Chanels, and Chanel-ized’, PLEASE DON’T. Our lawyers positively detest them. We take our trademark seriously.

Merci,
Chanel, Inc.

Wow. Sounds like someone is being a bitch.

And I like it.



There is something wrong with the world.

Jenuine West - Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Shoes as Sculptures...

Jenuine West - Tuesday, September 21, 2010
"In my artistic footwear design the shoe is my canvas. The trigger to create a new piece comes when an idea, a concept and/or an image comes to mind. The combination of the image and footwear creates a new hybrid and the design/concept comes to life. The piece is a wearable sculpture. It is "alive" with/out the foot/body." - Kobi Levi www.kobilevidesign.com






Muff searching.

Jenuine West - Monday, September 20, 2010
As seen on Rumi from www.fashiontoast.com the fur muff bag is to die for but no where to be found on the Theory website. www.theory.com



I did some research and found only one picture of it on the actual site.



Further research, a phone call to the Los Angeles store and an email to New York based customer service I got this reply:

Dear J,


Thank you for contacting Theory Customer Service. Yes, the Muff Stole fur bag will be available on theory.com by the end of September. The retail price of this bag is $450.00.

 

Please let me know if I can assist you with anything else.

 

Sincerely,

Theory Customer Service

38 Gansevoort Street

New York, NY 10014

Good, I'll be waiting. Fur muff bag, you will be mine.