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Happy New Year, Toast Louboutin style.

Jenuine West - Wednesday, December 30, 2009
My New Year’s Resolutions, always the same, always cliche:

Lose weight/tone up.
Be more frugal with money.
More responsible. Nicer.
Work on anger problems.
 Don’t get in any more bar fights.
Don’t judge too quickly, although I am always right.
 Exhibit more follow-through.

2010 - what will it bring?

Lucky am I to have loving friends from the east coast to the west and even though I can’t bring in the New Year with everyone, I wish the same for them as I wish for myself - a better year where all our dreams can come true. (Insert fairytale music here)

And if that doesn’t happen, I would at least like to drink out of a crystal stiletto champagne flute designed by Christian Louboutin. For a mere $500 you can toast the new year in style similar to a Russian tradition in which champagne was drunk from a ballerina’s shoe. Purchase your bottle of Piper Heidsieck Champagne and your special designed flute online at www.le-rituel.com or at select Neiman Marcus Stores.



HAPPY 2010!

               

It was my shoes, I swear!

Jenuine West - Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Back from Mexico – tanned and rested but still harboring a hatred for work, the last thing I need are embarrassing sounds coming from my feet. In a quiet, nearly vacant office, yet still full enough to produce redness on my cheeks when the sound of a person passing gas is emitted from my own god-damn shoes, I am tempted to engage in physical violence towards my footwear.

I don't have much luck with Burberry flats. You'd think I'd learn my lesson the first time but I don't. My love for Novacheck runs deeper than blisters and now apparently fart noises. So God has decided to punish me for giving Burberry shoes one more chance. About a month ago, Gilt had a sale and I purchased a pair of black patent flats in 38.5. Since the 38 flats I have in Burberry are extremely tight I thought half of a size up would help.



I was wrong.

Not only are they snugger then I'd like to admit, they also make others look at you with disdain for sounds that resemble something coming out of your ass!!!

Solutions? Maybe some powder in the shoes? Maybe some good ole’ stretching down at Pasquale’s Shoe repair? Or maybe I should just take this as the ultimate sign to not buy Burberry flats again.

Happy Holidays!

Jenuine West - Friday, December 25, 2009
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!


All I Want for Christmas...

Jenuine West - Tuesday, December 22, 2009

I already have my two front teeth, teeth that sort of resemble a beaver's, so without wishing for Invisalign, I narrowed down my wishlist to the following:

 

1. Black diamond earrings - princess cut w/diamond accents.


2. Chanel Ultra Black and white gold ring (medium version).


3. Chanel Wallet on a Chain or Small Chanel flap bag with silver chain (black).

4. Christian Louboutin Lady Claude - Black (peep toe) 38.5.



Last but not least...


5. Panther ring from the Panthere de Cartier collection.



Feel bad for my boyfriend? Don't. 


What's on your wishlist?

Caile for Hair.

Jenuine West - Monday, December 21, 2009
On Melrose Place nestled between Oscar de la Renta and Kate Somerville, you can find a quiet pathway to the John Frieda salon. As you pull back the glass door, a peaceful pool with hanging green vines greets your eyes. The smell of Love, Passion, and softly scented Shu Uemura products hits your nose. Greeted by a cheerful receptionist, you are ushered to change into a smock to protect you from the elements. Upon exiting the changing room, you are greeted by Caile, a smiling stylist with tons of talent. Quick hello's and off to be shampooed.


 
It's been about a year since I started seeing Caile and in a world where stylists have made me look like a China Doll, cut my bangs too short or the most terrifying of all - curled my bangs under, he was sent from heaven.

You get to know someone a bit, after sitting in their chair but Caile filled me in on the rest...

Q:        It has been rumored that you were quite the successful motor dirt biker - competing biker to hair stylist is a big leap - what initiated the change over?
 
A:        I had been racing bikes professionally for 6 years and acknowledged that it couldn't last forever. Through a mutual friend I was introduced to a bike enthusiast that happened to be a successful hair stylist and I was intrigued by his profession... Working on beautiful women, being creative and having the freedom to vacation whenever he desired! It sounded to good to be true. After sharing with him that I had been cutting my own hair since the age of 17 and the hair of other racers while traveling on the road- he pushed the idea to check out the Vidal Sassoon academy onto me. He told me that I should go take a tour and when I'm there I would know. So the next week I went and I knew... With a two year contract just renewed I signed up the next day for the following year!

 Q:        Where did you study?

 A:        I attended the Vidal Sassoon Academy and completed the cosmetology program along       with an extensive number of advances courses in creative cutting. I have also attended a   number of advanced courses in NYC at Bumble and Bumble.

Q:        In the realms of your profession - what is your favorite thing to do?
 
A:        Something inspiring! It's all about the art of hair and the creation of beauty is art. It doesn't matter if I'm on and editorial shoot, working backstage for fashion week or giving someone an extremely creative haircut. It's all about looking at the final product and being able to say, "Now that's why I do hair!"

Q:        What do you love about Los Angeles?

 A:        Other then all my favorite restaurants I love that there is more of an individual style in regards to fashion. I love that no matter where you go you can dress it up or down as long as you own it! It's all about the contradiction but then again you only know if you know!



Caile Noble
8440 Melrose Place
Los Angeles, CA 90069
ph - 323.653.4040
www.cailenoble.com

Beverly Boulevard Holiday Shopping Event!

Jenuine West - Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Over twenty businesses are taking part in the Beverly Boulevard After Hours Shopping Event on Thursday, December 17th starting at 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. Retail store will have sales while restaurants will serve snacks and cocktails...

Stop in Ita-Cho for some fabulous sushi or Milk for some red velvet cupcakes or Parisa & Co, because they are taking 50% off high heels and boots among other great sales. Parisa & Co deserves it's own blog entry and that will be coming soon but for now, don't miss this Beverly Blvd. sale.


Little Blue Boxes

Jenuine West - Monday, December 14, 2009

A young DJ that shall remain nameless borrowed the house keys of my boyfriend and lost the round ball screw. Normally a lost, silly key ring wouldn't be a big deal but this key ring had a bit of sentiment attached to it as it was the first gift I gave him… because I am so sweet. 




 Yes, everything can be replaced, especially Tiffany's since they carry the classics forever. Still I didn't want to have to get him a new key ring so I thought that it would be possible to buy an extra ball but they surprised me… I called and inquired about the extra hardware and the salesclerk insisted I come in and they would replace it… drum roll please… for free!!! I have only visited the Tiffany's at the Westfield Century City, since it is very close to my place of work and torture.

            

Tiffany & Co.

www.tiffany.com

10250 Santa Monica Boulevard

Los Angeles, CA 90067

 (310) 557-0840

 

They sure live up to their modus operandi of making a girl's dream come true… or just saving me from having to get him a new key ring with less sentimental value. 


Kooza not Zorba!

Jenuine West - Thursday, December 10, 2009
I have already decided on my next Halloween costume. My inspiration: Kooza, the traveling Cirque Du Soleil show that is currently running at the Santa Monica Pier till December 20th. Hurry and check it out before it moves to Irvine. Find the tickets here  




Acrobatics, three golden contortionists, unicyclist and his lover, four strong tightrope walkers, a ripped balancing chair act and many more later, the show was fabulous.




The premise: An innocent boy who’s only interest is to fly a kite, is met by the Trickster who introduces him to a kingdom of fun. After the intermission, a sort of underworld emerges - inspiring my next Halloween costume. Skeletons leap out of the darkness some with feathers, some not, making way for the rat covered Grim Reaper.



My costume: Grim Reaper sans rats, half skeleton. Picture black skeleton leggings, white bandeau, white body paint depicting ribs, a black hooded cape, and a white and black face. Is it October yet?

Nordstrom Rack

Jenuine West - Wednesday, December 09, 2009

According to the personality test I took earlier today, I demand organization and structure. This probably deems me inappropriate to shop at a store like Nordstrom Rack; which has opened its doors next to Beverly Center earlier this year. Even so the lure of discount designer clothes and shoes, calls my name.


Nordstrom Rack at Beverly Connection
8480 Beverly Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90048-3414
(323) 602-0282

 

Maybe it was the day I went but the store was flooded with loud-mouthed women on cellular phones that wished the entire world to know they were speaking to someone. I went directly to the Contemporary department, which is small. The store itself is undersized and carries less merchandise than I expected. The handbag and jewelry department is very small and the costume jewelry was dominated by Betsey Johnson pieces

 

I saved the best for last - the shoe department. Although I found a diamond in the rough: a pair of patent blue Jimmy Choo's, I was still gloomy as I walked the shoe isle. This Rack compared to Scottsdale's Rack and Off Sak's was second-rate - very unorganized, less merchandise and lower-end merchandise.

 

Is it worth the time and the patience?

 

In my opinion, NO. Even with a pair of Choo's, it is not likely I will go back. I would suggest though, to sign up with their mailing list. Found here. Here you can set alerts for the merchandise you want. So if they receive a pair of designer shoes in your size, you are alerted and if not, they leave you alone… I signed up over 4 weeks ago with specific details on when they should contact me and nothing yet…


Nordstrom Rack, you disappointed me. Now, go hang your head in designer shame.


 

Bras, Trains and Automobiles...

Jenuine West - Friday, December 04, 2009

Much to the dismay or pleasure of friends and acquaintances, I have never been a bra-wearing woman. Once I started to work in professional environments, I reluctantly went and bought a couple of bras from Victoria Secret, department stores, even Target to shield my nipples from being seen.


Recently, bras have become a part of an outfit - blame it on Carrie Bradshaw for wearing bras with beautiful gowns. It seems unholy to me but that doesn't stop me from falling into line and desiring a nice lacy bra that if I so desired, I could show to the world.



Agent Provocateur's ads are alluring as hell and since I am highly attracted to striking women in bras or without, I ventured into their boutique on Melrose.

www.agentprovocateur.com
7961 Melrose Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90046-7118
(323) 653-0229

I must have really weird sized breasts because it was almost impossible to fit me in a bra that wasn’t too pointy, wasn't too big or too small. The saleswoman was so kind and remained so even after I had tried on about twenty bras. I finally did find a wireless black lace bra with matching panties. Although I certainly would not shop here often, since the price tag is quite high for something I hardly wear (and haven't yet) - A woman deserves a set of over-priced lingerie. With Christmas around the corner and this ridiculous ad below, how could one stay away from Agent Provocateur?!